Holy f**king NRGOC!

Jeff writes poetry!! My Jeff! Specificaly, haikus. I don't care if he kills me, he posted them publically, I'm posting them, too. It's not like he reads this anyway...They're all about the Kibbutz he stayed on in Israel, from the dogs' point of view.

I go where I want
I bark, chase cats, and eat trash
I own this Kibbutz

I am sitting here
Waiting for you to pet me
Rub my belly, bitch

Horny canines rule
All them bitches know my name
I'm the pimp doggie

Hello there, stranger
My bark is loud, but no bite
Come, let me sniff you

I'm a kibbutznik
A Marxist Socialist pooch
Only I don't work

The stray cats fear me
I'm a hunter, a killer
But dumb as a post

I'm really friendly
A regular sweetie-pie
Let me hump your leg

That's my Jeff!

Adri