condoms and dinner should not be mixed

Jeff: They do have different sized condoms but it's like McDonalds, they come in large and super large, not small-medium-large. It's not like they're saying "you have a small penis".
Mum: If it's small it's because they didn't eat their vegetables...

Dad: I knew that when I went to univerisity it was more sophisticated because my first day at McGill (sp?) I went to the bathroom and right above the urinal it said, "Be careful, you're holding the future of Canada in your hands".

Jeff: I'm going to invent 'ejacula'. They have 'viagra' and 'levita', so why not 'ejacula'?

I do love my family but discussion at dinner should not go into this...especially when I'm eating my Wawa hoagie. I do love those hoagies.

Studying like mad rather than go to Hebrew school.

Adri