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Nov. 5th, 2005 06:11 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
I finished my self portrait. It doesn't really look like me. But now all of the required drawings are done and I can just work on whatever I want. Except I don't know what else to do...
Me: Daddy, I'm your greatest achievment...or one of them.
Dad: Well, you would be if I could say that I put some intellectual thought into making you but I was just having fun with Mummy.
Me: *cringe*
Dad: Maybe that's not the best way to put it...
He and Mum then proceeded to give a different and more technical explanation of how I cannot be considered a personal achievement (not meaning it in a mean way, of course) because I was the result of 23 chromosomes paring up with another 23 chromosomes and whatnot. Yeah, it was awkward. This is why I'm sharing it. I shouldn't have to be the only one who is scarred from this.
Must write a character sketch now. The character needs a strong motivation. I don't know what that motivation should be. Meh.
Me: Daddy, I'm your greatest achievment...or one of them.
Dad: Well, you would be if I could say that I put some intellectual thought into making you but I was just having fun with Mummy.
Me: *cringe*
Dad: Maybe that's not the best way to put it...
He and Mum then proceeded to give a different and more technical explanation of how I cannot be considered a personal achievement (not meaning it in a mean way, of course) because I was the result of 23 chromosomes paring up with another 23 chromosomes and whatnot. Yeah, it was awkward. This is why I'm sharing it. I shouldn't have to be the only one who is scarred from this.
Must write a character sketch now. The character needs a strong motivation. I don't know what that motivation should be. Meh.