Debate Texting with Adri and Jeff

Me: I never realized they were from such boring states.
Jeff: O NOES! TEH EKONOMEE!
Me: "Remember the Great Depression John"?
Me: Joe Sixpack!
Jeff: Tom, go fuck yourself.
Me: I learned about that economic shit in 8th grade. According to the McCain rules of experience, obviusly I am the best choice [for secretary of state]
Jeff: Adri for SecTres!
Me: I'd have the best DVD collectin ever!
Me: OH DAMN! OH NO HE DIDN'T JUST SAY THAT!
Jeff: HE DID! HE DID!
Jeff: OMG! OBAMA DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO WRITE!
Me: Yeah. But McCain can't figure out email.
Me: How many times can you say "reform" in one statement?
Jeff: U MUST WATCH US B/C WE CANNOT BE TRUSTED!
Me: Learning about the planet is clearly for nerds
Jeff: JON STOP TALKING ABT FANNIES IZ GROSS
Me: EARTH! WIND! FIRE WATER! HEART!
Jeff: TEH BAILOUT SUPPORTS TERRORISM!
Jeff: McCain: My social security is named Cindy.
Jeff: It's 9/11! Go shoppin!
Me: Really? I kinda want pudding. [on what Americans are hungry for]
Jeff: Let's shit on Wall Street all night!
Me: American gov had awful hangover!
Me: Starbucks hires all the time.
Me: "Follow the fucking rules you dicks!" [says Tom Brokaw]
Jeff: Obama: IZ SURGEON! I UZE SKALPEL!
Me: OH SNAP MCCAIN!
Me: "And let's have ponies and rainbows!"
Jeff: McCain: I tried nailing Jello to the wall...it doesn't work.
Jeff: McCain: It's not hard to fix Social Security...KILL THE OLD PEOPLE
Jeff: McCain: FUCK YOU TAXES! I HATE YOU SO MUCH!
Me: Chernobyl pt 2 FTW!
Jeff: Actually, I just mentioned Chernobyl here, too.
Me: I'm not your freakin' friend McCain!
Jeff: Brokaw: Should we call for some sort of sexbomb?
Me: Less paperwork? He's obviously a communist. [on Obama wanting to have less forms in triplicate and use THE COMPUTER instead]
Jeff: Obama wants to save your rack!
Me: Self deprecating humor is Biden's thing, McCain.
Jeff: You are SO right.
Me: STOP SAYING FUNDAMENTAL!
Jeff: Yes! Foreign policy!
Me: Way to be a dickhole McCain.
Me: What's with the doctrine thing?
Jeff: The McCain Doctrine: Hey you failed states! Get off my lawn!
Me: Obama is not Superman :(
Jeff: Boo Holocaust! Yay Iraq!
Me: Whippersnappers! With your youtube and your iphones.
Jeff: Woo! Fuck you, McCain! Bomb bomb bomb Iran indeed!
Me: Way to pronounce that shit correctly [Obama saying Pakistan]
Me: EVERYONE KNOWS THAT SAYING! HOW COULD YOU FUCK IT UP?!
Jeff: It's not like you can't see Putin's arm up Medvedev's ass.
Me: Too many 'uhs'
Jeff: Obama: Georgia- called it!
Me: It's cool. Palin is watching Russia for us. [on the Georgia/Russia crisis]
Jeff: Yes! Israel!
Me: McCain got a bit close to that dude. "Thrate!"
Jeff: We need more maps of South Africa and the Iraq...
Me: Because he was born in the dark ages. [McCain saying "I know what it's like in the dark"]