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[arielarena]

Boss: Can I get you anything else? [meaning: Do you need more ice/booze/soda/glasses in order to bartend tonight?]
Me: A unicorn!
Boss is seemingly amused rather than weirded out by this answer.

Comments

[jdcohen.livejournal.com]

I usually ask for a pony.

--Jeff

[superri.livejournal.com]

You just don't think big enough.