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[arielarena]

Dear Fashion Industry,

Make pants that actually cover a girl's ass plskthx!

Seriously guys, do you think the ideal woman has no body shape? Well then fuck off and take your low rise jeans with you. I want to be able to sit down without showing off what colored underpants I'm wearing to the world. So stop it with this belief that women do not have asses and make me some goddamned pants that are both comfortable and will accomodate one's bottom.

Also, fuck you for making me ever dislike my figure. I'm fine the way I am, thank you very much.

Lots of anger and frustration,
Adrienne

Comments

[nibbes.livejournal.com]

Word! I've got hips and ass, I found jeans that fit nicely at Old Navy, but that's about the only place I've found.

[eileenthepeach.livejournal.com]

I'm a Gap jeans girl. My coinslot has remained hidden from the world. I reccommend.

[inoldentimes.livejournal.com]

A-freakin-men sister.

I always enjoy the clothes at Jacob connexion... they have comfy, stretchy, ass-accommodating, and yet still stylish pants. Much love.

XXX

[johnlennon9.livejournal.com]

Go girl! My mom could use some good ass covering jeans, haha.
I usually wear lei jeans, but I'm pretty slim. I do have a couple pair that tend to sag down when I sit, though.

[rayneing.livejournal.com]

I actually love really low rise skinny leg jeans (tight to the point where I went to kick someone the other day and could only kick them in their lower shin), although I'm all hips. I just use it as an excuse to invest in a good belt collection. Just remember that nice g-strings are your friend, because there's no way you can fit actual panties in to those jeans!

Meanwhile one of my friends wears really loose jeans, but she doesn't wear a belt, and her jeans are always showing off a good 10cm of crack and ratty old cotton underwear, and nothing anyone says to her will get her to buy better jeans or wear a belt. So really, no matter how they make jeans, one way or another they're gonna expose your arse.

[caitylady88.livejournal.com]

i always wear a stretchy tank top under my shirt so i can either pull it down, or tuck it in to cover anything up. or long sweatshirts and stuff...although if the jeans were good quality we wouldnt need to do that...

[omgimsuchadork.livejournal.com]

And people wonder why I wear dude-pants.

ATTN PPL WHO MAKE GIRL-PANTS: One, everything Adri said. Two, pants are clothes, not a second skin. Loosen them. Three, I know you're all in cahoots with the shoes people and the purse people, but I like pockets and I wear sneakers. Adjust your patterns accordingly. Four, lower your prices. I don't know what the HELL you're charging for, but it sure as hell ain't "amount of fabric used to make this 'garment.' " Failure to comply will result in my continued shopping in the men's section of a local, non-name-brand, non-department store or maybe even A THRIFT STORE. I'm sorry I had to scare you in such a manner, but this situation is dire. KTHXBAI.